Salazar
HA HA! Still alive! SUCKERS!
Also, selling knives got boring, I moved into a better suited job at a retail game store where 90% of my paycheck goes back to the people who gave it to me.
Well eeexuuuuuse me, Princess!
Games I Look Forward Too
SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL
O...M...G...
That had better come on soon, or I will die. Don't all the characters just look AMAZING?! MUST. PLAY. SSMBB!
Sweet Yet Random Videos
Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side!
THIS video makes me cry with hilarity
Anyone who has played DnD or anything like it will lol all over their keyboard after watching this video.
Salazar's Game Ranting

I played this game a lot... (back when it was brand new and the latest Sim City). I played it a lot and then realized how bad I am at it. There are some games that I should just never touch with a ten fo ...
Okay! Okay! I admit it! I'm a huge Yu-Gi-Oh fan! So I thought to myself one day, "You know what would be awesome, Salazar? Playing a Yu-Gi-Oh game!" Clearly at this time I had never even touched one. So I cheerily saunte ...
Whoever came up with this game obviously vomits awesome, and sweats cool from his very pores. In case you couldn't tell from my Edgeworth avatar and the fact that I have two of the games on my game list and the ...
I was not terribly impressed with this game. It was cute, but nothing spectacular. It's not the kind of game where I'd come home and say, "Gotta find out what happens next!" It's more of a, "I should probably beat this game ...
Baten Kaitos. I have plenty to rant about with this game, so before I start, let me stress that I REALLY REALLY like it. But there are a few little things that leave me foaming at the mouth. --------Baten Kaitos Intro scenehttp://www.youtube.com/v/8hd4mrXC_K4--------Let's start with the voice acti ...
Link to the Past! No, gaming webcomics!
A classic, this game started my obsession with all things video games. Oh, and it caused me to forget to eat, sleep, blink, and live until I beat it 17 thousand times.
I loved this game. I loved the time limit and I loved collecting masks. And I love Deity Link's sweet bod! Oh yeah!
Many hours of my life have been wasted away at this game. Or they would have been if it wasn't so AWESOME!
Not only is Link shirtless at one point, but this game is like an injection of pure awesome straight into your brain.
After the 20th storyline I was screaming with frustration. But in a good way. (Seriously, what was the REAL plot of this game?)
What's more fun then pwning noobs? Other then kicking babies...? Yeah, NOTHING.
This game is sort of like a strip-tease, as throughout the game the Prince decides it would be a swell idea to rip apart his costume slowly but surely. Sadly this game ended before he got to his pants. I wanted this game to never end.
You are the Prince, you are the Dark Prince. I have a seizure of happiness. This game is witty again! The witty that was murdered in the 2nd game has been brought back to life! Hooray! Also, the Dark Prince's weapon is BAD ASS.
When playing this game, you will not want to leave the house. You will not want to let go of the controller. The only thing you will want to do is play this game until your eyes bleed and you can't see the screen anymore.
First video game I ever owned. Poor graphics, pointless exersizes. Hours of fun.
Can I marry this game? Can I marry Edgeworth? If I could have a game's babies, this would be the game I would copulate with.
I would also have this game's babies too. Lots of them, all the time.
Eating and sleeping is for the weak! And those not playing Morrowind Elder Scrolls III!
Not enough people know about this game. Few things are in life are better then shaking up the good guys and taking all their gems...then throwing them into a pit of fire...ah...good times
Even poorly placed save points could not stop me from loving this game! Rienhart's whip is undead killing fun!
May God have mercy on my soul. This game has butt raped my life bar so hard it's a wonder I don't wake up sore a week later! Mmmm, but my love for it is never ending...like duct tape...
If I loved this game any more, I would spontaniously combust with love. It would be messy.
I'm BAD at this game. My Sims are always rioting and burning down buildings. No matter how much work I put into it, my city ALWAYS turns into a raging inferno of hate. Probably doesn't help that I named it, "Deathsville"
Oooh! So much fun! I really enjoyed this MMO (and it's free, which makes it even better)
BAM! GREATNESS!
OMGWTFBBQ. Your Mom died of a snake bite
HAPPY DAYS! Rampart is my favorite castle...
Huahahaha...I am a big fan of this game. It's great. I got it when it first came out in the ceral box!
The graphics are wildly improved from the first one, and it's just as fun...why....perhaps even MORE fun then number one!
I played and enjoyed this game. Then my attention span moved on to...cheese...or something. I dunno, but it's proof that WoW would be a waste of my money because no matter how much I would like it...I'd only play for about 2 weeks before getting bored and doing something else.
CRUCIO! Auugh, why didn't they ever teach me that spell?! Severus Snape is joy.
Morrowwind is my anti-drug. With this on my computer I don't have the free time to do drugs!
Best way to get evil points is to marry someone, have sex with them, and then beat them half to death until they divorce you. Bam. Easy evil points!
Way fun! I'm glad I coughed up the 20 dollars to get the full version. SO worth it.
AARRRR MATEYS! WE BE FEIRCE PIRATES! BURN PILLAGE BURN! And then dance with the daughter of the prissy guv'neh.
I like to PLAY WITH THEIR PUNY LITTLE LIVES! And try to keep them from setting their own house on fire.
Did anyone else get to the 666 level? I was a lemmings MASTAH when I was a kid. Now...now I'm kind of bad at it...















































